PinnedRodney UhlerinSlackjawHow This Girlboss Balances Work, Life, and Blood Pacts with SatanWhy is it Lucifer running hell and not LuciHER?·4 min read·Sep 20, 2021--6--6
Rodney UhlerinSlackjawCasting Notes for the Charmin Bears CommercialIf booked, the campaign promises exposure for the talent, and for the talent to be exposed.·3 min read·Apr 27, 2023--2--2
Rodney UhlerWhy I’m UndecidedWhich candidate will stop my cousin from bad-mouthing me for my behavior at Christenings?·3 min read·Oct 30, 2020----
Rodney UhlerinSlackjawAnswers To Your Questions On Dismantling And Defunding Maroon 5The people and Toyotas who crave their music are not born, they are made.·3 min read·Jun 19, 2020--5--5
Rodney UhlerinSlackjawComing Out To My Parents As A Philosophy Major“And this is no PHASE,” I yell, possessed now, releasing years of repressed feelings for a pursuit of the examined life·3 min read·Jun 7, 2020--5--5
Rodney UhlerinLady PiecesHow To KissBefore you begin a kiss, remove all objects from your mouth except your teeth.·3 min read·Apr 20, 2020----
Rodney UhlerinSlackjawSources Of Famous Proverbs, Revealed“Measure twice, cut once.” — Rabbi to himself at his first bris·2 min read·Apr 11, 2020--2--2
Rodney UhlerinSlackjawI’m Flo From Progressive And I’m Beginning To Think I’ve Been Wasting My MFA In Comparative Post…I’ve reached out to others who may sympathize: the Dell guy, the “Can You Hear Me Now” Verizon guy, even Pine-Sol Lady…·3 min read·Mar 4, 2020----
Rodney UhlerinSlackjawPlease Don’t Talk to Me Before My CoffeeOn the advice of my novelty mug and law enforcement alike…·3 min read·Feb 18, 2020--1--1
Rodney UhlerAnonymous Oscar Ballot 2020A definitely real anonymous Oscar voter reveals their thought process behind their votes.·3 min read·Feb 7, 2020----